Free FATASS timed club run. A 'fatass' race is basically a glorified group run without all of the flare of a typical race. The D&D is a small event (less than 40 runners) that is on nearly 100% trails. It is hiker friendly but also challenging to any seasoned athlete. Registration is required. Donations are accepted. Awards are given. Crystal Lake Park, Bordentown, NJ.


Registration page: runsignup.com/UGF5k


All-Time Fastest: bit.ly/UGFfastest


2022-Present Crystal Lake Park course map:

Garmin: connect.garmin.com/modern/course/125750027

Strava: www.strava.com/routes/3021552812499288082

MapMyRun: mapmyrun.com/routes/view/5171728951/


2024 Facebook event page (6/1/2024)

2023 Facebook event page (6/3/2023)

2023 results

2023 photo album

2023 start and finish video


 


2017-2021 Clayton Park course map:

Garmin: connect.garmin.com/modern/course/14123415

Strava: strava.com/routes/7234822

MapMyRun: mapmyrun.com/routes/view/1394951953


2021 Facebook event page (6/5/2021)

2021 results

2021 photo album


2020 Facebook event page (9/31/2020)

2020 results

2020 photo album


2019 Facebook event page (6/1/2019)

2019 results

2019 photo album


2018 Facebook event page (6/2/2018)

2018 results

2018 photo album


2017 Facebook event page (6/10/2017)

2017 results

2017 photo album

"That is ONE TOUGH 5K!" - Anthony

"A beautifully challenging course of steep hills that build character! You'll love it!" - Jan

"A tough but enjoyable course" - Seetha

That was the longest 3.1 of my life!" - Brian

"This was my first 5k with 'Danger' signs on the course!" - Eric

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The Uptown Gentlefriends present the Dash and Deciduous 5k trail run at Crystal Lake Park. This is a super secret FREE timed FATASS 5k. A 'fatass' is basically a glorified group run without all of the flare of a typical race. Registration is required due to the field size being limited to 40 runners. Once the field limit is reached additional runners will go on a waiting list and be added randomly. Even though the Uptown Gentlefriends provide all resources out of their own pockets this is largely a runner supported event and it's through runner donations that we use to make it even better! Donations aren't required but 100% of donations will go to the runners.

AWARDS:

A handmade award will be given to the top male and female. Age group awards will be available for both male and female in the following age groups; 29 and Under, 30 to 39, and Masters (40+). "Easter eggs" will be hidden in various spots along the course for runners to find which can be returned for a small prize (If the finder also wins an age group award, prize will be given to next highest finisher). 

COURSE:

Do not expect to get a 5k PR at this course. This is a fun timed group run. Beginners may find the course challenging with around 300ft of combined elevation climb with a few sections loaded with ankle twisting roots and some extremely dangerous short but steep hills. Veteran trail runners will find the course fun yet challenging with a few short runnable sections that will allow you to gain some ground on the leader (or keep the lead). The course will be well-marked and no one will get lost. There will be a water station at the halfway point. 

The course is spectator friendly. Cheer on your friends and family at the start and then again at mile 0.50 before the runners enter the woods. Then you have the option to cheer them on again by taking a short walk to the 0.8 mile mark just before they enter a series of dangerously steep but short hills. Mile 2.1 on the course is the last chance you'll be able to cheer on your runner to give them that last push before heading back to the finish line to congratulate them. 

Refreshments will be served post-run at the sign-in area near the finish line and the award ceremony will held shortly after the conclusion of the run.

Thank you for participating in the Uptown Gentlefriends 5k. The parking area is tiny so we STRONGLY encourage carpooling. This is a small but competitive club run and you are responsible for your own safety. Crystal Lake Park  is a fun place to run, it is small but this 5k uses the most challenging trails in the park, going down a couple of the steep hills at speed can be extremely dangerous. I would consider myself a veteran trail runner and a two of the downhills can be intimidating. Be careful!


- John Beck
Run Organizer

2022 - Present course map at Crystal Lake Park; Bordentown, NJ


2017 - 2021 course map at Clayton Park; Imlaystown, NJ

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